1. |
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[Verse]
Every single time
That I go out to the shop
There's sure to be a kid that's
Crying non-stop
And I'm tired
Why won't he shut up?
Every single night
When I wanna go to sleep
I have to hear crying
Just count your fuckin' sheep
I'm tired!
Shut up you piece of...
[Chorus]
Beat your kids
Before they go too far
Beat your kids
Or else I'll be the one
[Verse]
I've developed a sense
That lets me know it's time
To hear another
Li'l motherfucker cry
There's a curse in effect
Why must it be placed on me
It's draining me
Complet-
(Cut) SHUT THE FUCK UP
I just can't
Take this anymore
Put a straitjacket on them
And beat 'em till they're sore
I just can't keep
Myself under control
[Chorus]
(Solo)
[Verse]
Teach your child some manners
'Cause I'm sick of his bullshit
Give me this, give me that
Learn to live without it
You're ten!
You don't need anything!
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2. |
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[Intro]
What the hell?
Did you just bring up the Crazy Frog?
How dare you bring up the Crazy Frog?
I fucking hate that frog!
I swear to God, he goes "Ding ding ding ding ding ding".
I swear to God, I'm going to fucking cut off his dick in a second if you don't shut the fuck up about Crazy Frog.
I swear to God, if somebody made a fucking song about him, I'm going to go insane.
Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck that frog.
God, he winds me up so much.
God, I hate that frog.
I'm gonna cut off his little dick in a second if you don't stop me from talking.
[Chorus]
It's the crazy cunt, you cannot escape him
It's the crazy cunt, he has your family
It's the crazy cunt, you cannot outsmart him
It's the crazy cunt, get ready, he's coming
[Verse]
Bowing down I cry, my time is here
My mind is going blank, I am consumed by fear
I tried to run, but his minions got me
Shadow in the dark, I'm begging you for mercy
[Chorus]
[Verse]
He plays his song
And helplessly I hum along
He grabs me by the neck
His grip ever so strong
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Dodging all the bullets, your days are being counted
The arm of the law doesn't know how to stop him
Your prayers are useless, nothing can stop him
Gather all your tears, he's here, he's watching
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3. |
Universal
02:38
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[Verse]
I can jack off to just about anything
Be it gore, gay porn or that Euphoria hentai
You say you don't believe me
I'll show you, just name it!
All of my life I've dedicated
To mastering masturbating
You say that I'm deceiving
Why won't you start believing?
[Chorus]
Universal I am
Nothing can stand in my way
Universal I am
Nothing can stand in my way
[Verse]
Nothing is as good as a wank
You also get some semen that later you can drink
No, this can't be real!
I cannot describe the things that I feel!
[Bridge]
I've beat my meat so hard
That I passed out on the floor
Then woke up in a ward
I can't feel any of my legs
The surgeon found me
With my dick in my hands
[Outro]
Universal I am
Nothing can stand in my way
Universal I am
Was it all worth it in the end?
Fuck yeah.
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4. |
Daddy's Cummies
00:52
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5. |
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[Verse]
Every single time
That I go out to the shop
There's sure to be a kid that's
Crying non-stop
And I'm tired
Why won't he shut up?
Every single night
When I wanna go to sleep
I have to hear crying
Just count your fuckin' sheep
I'm tired!
Shut up you piece of...
[Chorus]
Beat your kids
Before they go too far
Beat your kids
Or else I'll be the one
[Verse]
I've developed a sense
That lets me know it's time
To hear another
Li'l motherfucker cry
There's a curse in effect
Why must it be placed on me
It's draining me
Complet-
(Cut) SHUT THE FUCK UP
I just can't
Take this anymore
Put a straitjacket on them
And beat 'em till they're sore
I just can't keep
Myself under control
[Chorus]
(Solo)
[Verse]
Teach your child some manners
'Cause I'm sick of his bullshit
Give me this, give me that
Learn to live without it
You're ten!
You don't need anything!
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6. |
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7. |
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8. |
Universal (Instrumental)
02:38
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Cunt Yolk
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